Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Watching her eat just hurts me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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