You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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