office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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