Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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