North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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