bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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