North Korea, Best Korea!
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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