Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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