I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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