then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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