I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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