Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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