She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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