i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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