i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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