dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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