i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
PANTIES FOUND
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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