When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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