I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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