so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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