So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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