He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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