Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
When are your genitals available?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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