I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Bring me that man meat
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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