just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I would ride that face into the sunset
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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