i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
one might say we're banned from that church
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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