woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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