I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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