we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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