we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
