Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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