Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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