in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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