he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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