am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Of course I have a pirate flag
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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