So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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