Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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