covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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