its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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