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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
The ass gains better be worth it
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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