It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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