I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
where am i from again
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.