i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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