if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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