Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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