I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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