yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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