Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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