Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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