That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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