That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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