Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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