what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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