Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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